User:Balthazar696

Balthazar696 AKA Anth

To begin I would just like to say Jak likes to make sweet love to whales. The reason for this is that he has an abnormally large wang himself (63") and would surely kill any human with his mighty thrust.

Jak likes his mum.

His middle name is Ahmed.

He reads poems to goldfish because no self respecting person will listen, he also is incapable of saying the words "feet", "Argos" and "Dove" (Dove as in the bird).

That's all about Jak and also there is more information about Jak in Wikipedia, so please by all means have a look!

Enjoy learning about Jakariya Ahmed Mustafa, from Wrexham in Wales, UK.

P.S. Jak is my friend and I love him very much, although most of the above is completely true.