User:Bancake123

I love bancakes. and ba-con. and you urinate in a "pee-center", not a bathroom. I am currently at the top of my class at Yale and I plan on discoveering a cure for cancer and AIDS one day. If you wish to contact me you can find me at Yale. Just ask for bancakes123, everyone knows who I am I'm the most popular kid on campus. We can go to an amazing party, without alcohol of course. And the next morning we can have bancakes and ba-con for breakfast.

Mark Twain sums up my life by saying, "All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure." He was actually referring to me when he said this in 1884.

I am now using this page to declare my candadicy for the President of The United States for the 2024 election. I will be running as a memeber of the Bancake Party which has not yet entered the political scene. But I plan on getting my ideas and party formulated by 2010, and I hope to have a Bancake in the White House by 2016.

This is a picture of me.