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A-MONEY - A prince among men "Good man. Greater Teacher. Greater Good."

A-money, (ay-mənē) so-called by his best and most attractive friends, is a balding northeastern band and guitar teacher in the coolest town in New York (if not the coolest town in the world.) He enjoys playing his trumpet, students who play trumpet, brisket, and Double Reed Day. I don't know what his favorite color is but it might be purple, or, judging by his choice in clothing shades, a medium beige. He has a daughter and a wife, one sister, two parents, and between 4.32-5.72 trillion red blood cells. A-money first got into music when a trumpet was thrown out of his neighbor's window into a young A-money's yard. He first got into teaching when another neighbor, a teacher, was similarly flung into his yard, after she overestimated how high to jump on a diving board. A-money has already started teaching his three year old daughter, Abigail, how to play alto saxophone. She was like: "dad this is too fucking big" and he was like "play that jazz abigail". His wife is a preschool teacher, so A-money often sends her with piccolos and bass guitars, for the children. She's like "i can't carry all these" and he's like "for the children, wife" Flaws are something A-money has few of; however, sometimes he'll bring in these two boxes of Dunkin Donuts post-concert munchkins. There's fifty kids in this band, a-money. Fifty teenage kids. Just spring for the 5-box, man. We only have 4 concerts a year.

Sources: doo doo dat dat dat doo bald spot bacon cheese sandwich shuffle-dancing to incantation and dance special closet for practicing