User:Banksy was here

The British graffiti artist Banksy likes pizza, though his preference in toppings cannot be definitely learned (or checked). He has a gold tooth. He has a silver tooth. He has a silver earring. He's a (someone who dislikes law and order) nature-lover who travels by drove S.U.V. He was born in 1978, or 1974, in Bristol, England--no, Yate. The son of a butcher and a housewife, or a delivery driver and a hospital worker, he's fat, he's skinny, he's a shy workhorse, he's a breeze-shooting (person who likes to be naked) given to drinking pint after pint of heavy/brave/strong. For a while now, Banksy has lived in London: if not in Shoreditch, then in Hoxton. Joel Unangst, who had the nearly never-before-seen experience of meeting Banksy last year, in Los Angeles, when the artist rented a warehouse from him for an exhibition, can confirm that Banksy often dresses in a T-shirt, shorts, and sneakers. When Unangst is asked what decorates the T-shirts, he will allow, before worrying that he has showed/told too much already, that they are covered with smudges of white paint.