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Alice Dawn Richards

Alice Dawn (Dawny, Gosh-Dawn-it!, Shut The Dawn) Richards is a 17 year old bisexual icon.

Alice is known for her meme-dedicated lifestyle. It is a modern urban legend that when it is quiet, sometimes her laughter at the word 'Meowdy' can be heard echoing in the Walton Highschool corridors. Apart from this, Alice can also be easily identified because she is a ginger. This also means that she suffers from sunburn more easily than other people. This summer just gone, Alice suffered from 1st degree burns when she left the house for 12 seconds. It was tragic.

Alice is a Virgo. If you look at this on a snapchat news article it will probably tell you that because of this, Alice is going to find her soul mate in 2023 and have 46 children between 2025-2027. It will also tell you that her favorite donut is a chocolate glaze. This is a lie. Snapchat articles must not be trusted. Birds are not real they are used to watch us by the government.

What snapchat articles won't tell you about Alice, is that she has a picture of a random child by her bedside, which she has named Benjamin. I'd know because I've stroked Benjamin- But I shall save that experience for when I write a page dedicated to him. She also wants to take photos of dead bodies when shes older, I think she will excel at this as the only think that gross's her out is a sticker of my child on snapchat.

Alice is also so stunning and that is the reason I wrote this, because she doesn't know that she is the one who holds 'most beautiful girl ever title'. Hopefully she knows now but she'll probably clap back with 'no you', even though we both know its her.