User:Barberio/Or The Casinos Will Explode (Film)

Or The Casinos Will Explode is a 2008 film starting Samuel L. Jackson and Brian Blessed as themselves, in a madcap dash in a stolen convertable Jaguar E-type to get to Vegas befor the bad guy "Mr. Bad." (Played by Tommy Lee Jones) destroys the casinos.

Plot Outline
Waking up in his luxurary new york penthouse, Samuel L. Jackson is suprised to notice Tom Cruise standing over him with a Samurai Sword. After a short fight where Tom is drowned in the toilet, Samuel turns on the television news to find that the evil "Mr. Bad." has challenged him and Brian Blessed to a bare knuckle fist fight in Las Vegas in 96 hours, or he will destroy the casinos, and hosteges the Los Angeles Lakers cheer leading squad, with his high power explosives. Taking the keys to a Jaguar E-type from the body, he drives away from his apartment building in search of Brian.

Meanwhile, Brian Blessed is at a newyork bookstore, signing his new book "LOOK AT ME! I'M SHOUTING", when a meek looking Hugh Grant aproaches to have his book signed, then reveals himself to actualy be a android designed by the British Department of Trade and Industry to try and restore the british film industry. Reprogramed by a consortium of Atlantic city casino owners and Scientologists, and packed with explosives, he is there to ensure that Brian does not make it to Vegas.

Reviews
The film has been described as 'The best buddy movie ever made' by the Rutland Express, and was awarded five stars, two thumbs up, and a big tickmark in green pen.