User:Barbershopbobby/sandbox

Simp Music: Music written, produced, & or performed by a simp specifically for the purpose of pedestalling a woman. It does not matter if she is attainable or unattainable. Simp song singers often profess how subservient/submissive they are willing to be in an effort to win the woman's affections and possibly be rewarded by her, with sexual favors in return. Their style is persistence, sparing no expense at trying to woo a woman, including allowing the said woman to walk all over him repeatedly, even after rejection. Some of the attempts made to win a woman's affection often include promises to pay bills and take her on lavish trips.