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Caleb Paul Minyard

Known as the meme lord of Reservoir High School, also is the younger brother of Joshua the Righteous and great-grandson of Aaron the Wise.

Caleb was born in 2002 B.G.I. in the village of Yavenburg, South Talinsk. The son of village elder Travitum, he was able to receive the best education in memeology and dankton.

After graduating from the pristine Matthias Univeristy for The Gifted, he was forced into a labor camp as part of the village’s crackdown on drug trafficking even though he was as clean as a whistle. Soon after a decade of hard work, he was released back into the public and took up an apprenticeship with Lord Rosewag of Gnrael Faest.

The trading proved disastrous as the Great Fire of Yvltum took Rosewag to the shadow realm and left Caleb without a master. However, his brother Joshua after ousting then Prime Minister Sir Jerome Bacon and assuming the role as Supreme leader of Talinsk, gave him a job as secretary of memes and meme accessories.

The job was a success. Caleb restored millions of memes to displaced residents and was appointed to Archbishop of the Armed Forces. Unfortunately, Caleb had no formal training in this area and led the Combined Forces of Talinsk into defeat at the battles of Yertukin, Betsuda, and Marquotte de Sud. He was relieved of this position shortly after the “Mini Golf Accident”.

Currently he lives in exile on the island of Brown Foër in the Northern Balinsk region. He is to tickled into submission on the 44th of the Great Josh’s Bsguanda in early March, 66.8.