User:Bark6898

Bark6898 is a cyborg that was the subject of a russian robot project from 2000 that escaped. He now edits wiki pages and updates his user page. (he's not actually a cyborg,obviously). He discovered Bricabrak, an alternate universe in 2020(oops. that hasn't happened yet) where he invented a time machine to come back to our time.(Yes I know its confusing). He enjoys chamber music and a good pipe. He used his time machine to go back and invent wikipedia so he could come back to our time again and edit more wiki pages. He built his time machine off of blueprints that the future Bark6898 sent back for him. The future Bark6898 received his plans from his future self, so the plans never came from anywhere.(I know its weird. deal with it). And that's his story. (By the way, he stole your tv while you were reading this). Finally, he owns a ferrari and says hi to his friends Ashgar, Tangleshadow, Evil Santa, Da J-man, Freestyle E, Soultaker buddy, Bubbles, Danny Boy, The Saah Brudda, Nia: The last airbending friend of Alanna, and many more.