User:BarkMollett

My name is Berry Jallace, but some call me Bear Jer (pronounce "Jer" so it rhymes with bear). I like Jesus a lot. If masturbation is a sin then I'm going to hell. I masturbate a lot! I use the expression "My balls are so vinegary I could dress a salad with them!" on occasion. I frequently dress my salad with testicular perspiration. I am a ponyboy.