User:Barnabas XXXVIII

Blennying. To Blenny.

I Blennied. He Blennies. She was Blennying. We all Blenny.

To Blenny is to catch a Blenny with your bare hands. A Blenny is a small rock-pool inhabiting fish often found on English coastline areas. They can grow up to 7 or 8 inches (4.2 metres) long and are poisonous to mortal beings.

When Blennying it is a manadatory to wear shirts no longer than knee length and a chapeau which covers at least 50% of the head area.

Blennying is terribly hard and should not be practised by anyone not of sound physical health for the adverse effects of a mis-caught Blenny can be life threatening.

Blennying should not be tried on an empty stomach or preceded by a night of gin drinking as this can contribute to the Blennier becoming easily intoxicated (also known as 'lightweightism'.

Always Blenny responsibly and take care of them thar fishies.