User:Barney root

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As a superior secret agent and part time journalist, I will be scouting the world for stories on individuals and bringing the greatest posts to the internet allowing people to view the story's of peoples pasts and present, celebrating their victorious times and also if necessary their bleakest moments which of course grabs interest like the venomous shrew grips onto the snake it has just paralyzed.

my posts will be both entertaining and informative to the people who scour the mere face of Wikipedia in search of secrets only known to me. the secret knowlege i posses will have readers on the very edge of their swiveling chairs waiting to hear the next...