User:Baron Funk

Baron Funk is one of the best people in the world. He is made from stars and twinkle bones. Some say he is God - others say that is an underestimation of his many and varied talents. In fact, God asks him for advice. Chuck Norris gained his powers from licking a toilet seat that The Baron (or Funky B to his mates) had spent a penny on. Mother Theresa became a nun the day after Baron Funk laid her, as she knew she would never have it so good as long as she lived. She was sorely disapointed (literally) when she got to Heaven. The only person who knows why Mr. T's hair is shaped the way it is is Baron Funk.

You can ask him any question in the world and he will give you a perfectly illuminated, yet blackly ­humorous, answer by emailing him (yes email! well of course he uses email - he did invent it!) contactme@campus.ie