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Elias (Eli) John Guidera
Elias John Guidera (born August, 2005), known on the streets of Bicton as 'Eli', is an Australian hood rapper and pimp. Elias is most famously known for his previous relationship with Macca J and his recent cover of Beautiful Girls by American singer/songwriter Sean Kingston. Elias has since made bank and now patrols the sidewalks of Bicton with his recently sackless dog BustaRhymes.

Fresh Fun Facts

 * Elias gets a perm every month so that he can look super fly. He even purchased a gold membership card at TWO Blondes hair & beauty on South Street Beaconsfield. This place has 5 star reviews on Facebook. One user has said, "I had the best experience here. I had an early appointment with shenae and oh my goodness her customer service and attention was to such a high degree!" Another user wrote, "You will never find a hair dresser better than Shenae. I swear by it! Good head, you’re missing out if you don’t get your hair done here!!"
 * Elias currently plays football for the Freo City Dockers who have recently been out of form and may not have the numbers to put a team forward ahead of the 2021 season. Rumours have been circling the streets of Bicton and neighbouring suburbs that Eli might make the move to the freshest team going around, the Melville Hawks.
 * Elias has recently taken up cooking! He found interest in cooking when he realised that it could improve his chances with the ladies. So far, Eli has taken 2 of his 'delicious' snacks to social media where fans were quick to point out that they were no snacks in his images. They were however photos of greyhound Maggie and dardy orse lad podge. Eli copped mass backlash, losing over 30 of his loyal Instagram followers