User:Bartholomew Dan

Hello.

I'm a Wikipedia editor some of the time and a full-time human the rest of the time. (That's not to say that Wikipedia editors aren't humans, everyone appreciates your work)

I'm a fan of cars, Nerd³, and things like KSP.

"Notable" "achievements" include:


 * Engineering an air-breathing jet in KSP capable of speeds up to 1500m/s
 * Once driving from Bergen to Venice in ETS2
 * Being replied to by the official Tesla Twitter account (which was at the time most likely operated by Elon Musk)
 * Completing 3 laps of Oliver's Math Class of SuperTuxKart in Time Trial mode in just under 9 seconds
 * Having a net worth exceeding 1T Mc on /r/MemeEconomy

If you're deranged enough to think "Hey, this person doesn't seem that bad!", then feel free to (not) stalk me on:

Youtube, where I don't upload

Twitter, where all I used to do is post food holidays

Wikipedia, which is a relatively small website you may not have heard of

Reddit, where I don't do anything of interest

(Please don't ban me mods for the "self-advertising", I have a wife and 7 kids)

If you are reading this, then you're wasting your time. Stop it. There's nothing of interest here. (Unless you're an admin or someone who checks these pages, in which case continue and stay hydrated)