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The Battle of Rettigheim
The Battle of Rettigheim took place in the small German village of Rettigheim(Mühlhausen - Baden-Württemberg) around 4pm(16h CET) in July 13th 2019, as part of the SAP Cup 2019 tournament.

The contenders were, on one side a small group of Connacht based Irish Roman Catholics know as the "PSG Hairy Adults" specialized in urban guerrilla warfare and tactics, and on the other side a well organized traditional army called "SAP UK 1" integrated mainly by English Protestant professional soldiers together with a few mercenaries from the Indian Sub-Continent and the African West Coast.

The Battle was witnessed by many dozens of SAP employees, coming from many different locations in Europe and Asia.

Even though the final result was favorable to the Protestant troops, the Battle has become a legendary example of the Irish courage in the battlefield, especially via the actions of Corporal "Stevie O'Reilly" who single-handed inflicted several casualties to the opposing side, including what is now commonly know as the "Pick one leg, I'll break the other" blow.

After the military upset, the "PSG Hairy Adults" initiated a cruel and ruthless chase of the enemies, until the well celebrated final annihilation of the remaining "SAP UK 1" regulars. This dramatic event was celebrated by the Connacht based men by singing the well-know anthem "Not Coming Home, Not Coming Home".