User:Baunalaskatcha

Baunalaskatcha is a Roman-Catholic holiday celebrated by many people. Children under 16 must not touch each other on this specific day which happens to be April 4th. No one knows about this and parents forget about this after they turn 17. The Bible has this in it in secret code. It is never talked about which is why I have to disguise myself. I know this is odd but whenever you touch someone else on this day, you must jump 3 times like a gazelle, eat a spoon of sugar, and like a match, blow it out, wet it with water, and eat it with the ashes. If you do not do this you will live miserably and burn in hell. This is not fake.