User:Bay'emup

Furflakes

Everyone will eventually encounter a furflake. The key to spotting these not so elusive annoyances is to simply breathe within dog groups. Their characteristic whining and becoming butthurt over the simplest of every day tasks is always an unwelcomed inconvenience. Constant crying and foot stomping is an indicator that they are too far gone into chiteater territory to be saved. When dealing with a furflake it is imperative that you point out the information they attempt to pass off as facts is highly questionable and most certainly outdated. Especially if they use common search engines to obtain said information. No cure is available for reversing the damage done by entertaining furflake ideals. If you encounter a furflake the wisest course of action is to stop drop and allow your dogs to roll in mud without calling a groomer to inquire about their services.

Catacrazy::: Requires straight jackets and heavy medication at all times. Can be found grazing amongst the rabid wildebeest in dog groups. Approach with caution they may fling linguistic dookie balls in defense of their psychosis.