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The Internet Box is a weekly podcast produced by several members of the Achievement Hunter community. The main members of the Internet Box are Michael Jones, Ray Narvaez Jr., Lindsay Tuggey, Mike Kroon, Barbara Dunkelman, Dylon Saramago, Andrew Blanchard and Kerry Shawcross. Typical topics on the podcast include video games, movies, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and various stories told by the hosts.

History
Michael Jones wanted to create a podcast that would stomp out the competition. So he brought together 5 other members of the Achievement Hunter community, and they became known as the Internet Box. The first episode was uploaded to iTunes on September 20, 2011 and featured Michael, Barbara, Andrew (MisterSir), Mike and Dylon.

Format
Every episode begins with a user submitted intro, usually picked by Andrew, normally consisting of music and quotes from earlier episodes. They usually bring up quotes about Andrew's wall, Michael yelling, Mike's extreme stupidity or eating bones.

Then follows a 50 to 60 minute conversation by the cast of the episode. These talks normally encompass stupid stories about Mike and/or Andrew's lives, video games, movies, conventions, videos, etc. Popular call backs to past podcasts are Andrew's wall, Patricia, the gas station Andrew works at, Walter Whitepubes, Fluttershy, etc.

After the moronic stories, is Mike's Pony Talk. This is usually a 5 minute spoiler talk from Mike about the week's episode of My Little Pony.

When all the yammering is over, Mike reads user submitted questions to each member, then Everypony. Most questions are about Andrew's wall, Mike having sex with Fluttershy or Pokemon, etc. 99% are asked by user Sonny88P.

Memes
There are many memes that have come out of The Internet Box. These are some of the more popular:

The Wall
In Episode 9, Andrew revealed the secret about his wall. When he was younger, he had a computer in his finished basement. Here he would masturbate. When he was done, the semen would collect at the tip of his penis. He didn't have a towel, and his semen was dripping on the floor. So he wiped it on the wall. Since then, the semen has dried yellow/orange, causing his mother to investigate. Andrew admitted, "My name is Andrew Blanchard, and I am a jizz wall-wiper." He has been laughed at and ridiculed ever since.

The White Knife
On Episode 1, Mike told the story behind the White Knife. He said that because he rarely goes outside, he is very pale. So when he video chats, the only light in his room is from his computer monitor, causing him to look like a White Knife, cutting through the darkness. On Episode 43, the group discussed the White Knife's powers. The most prominent being that he can dip his scrotum in marinara sauce and swing it at his enemies.

Eat Bones
In Episode 10, there was a conversation about how people who are lactose intolerant get Calcium when Mike said they could just eat bones. Everyone was awestuck by Mike's stupidity. There was much yelling, mostly by Michael and Barbara. Mike continued to tell parents to eat their children's teeth which they fall out naturally, because it would be weird to pull out other people's teeth.