User:Beak loves lamps

 LAMPS  are the coolest thing in the world...

Hello everybody that is reading this Welcome to the coolest wikipedia thing in the world =D So just to let you know if you dont like lamps I don't like you and you are not welcome here lamps lamps laaaaaaaaaaaaamps LA LA LA LAAAAMP! THEY LIGHT UP MY LIFE! I love them. Every house should have at least one in each room.  IF YOU DONT YOU ARE DOOMED! DOOMED I TELL YOU!

OGG! OGG! OGG! so anyway if you are anybody cool you will visit this EXTREMELY cool website www.geocities.com/vanessajones10/lampfanclub.html AND IF YOUR EVEN COOLER: you will sign the really cool guestbook for cool people LAMPLAMPLAMPLAMPLAMP May the lamps be with you! 

LAMP POEM OF THE WEEK TIFFANY LAMPS Tiffany lamps are an absolute delight. They have a glow that improves the sight. Lovely cut shapes of glass are translucent. Radiant hues are leaded and gently bent. When dreary days are getting depressing… Turn on the lamps that you are possessing. Each outlined color dazzles and inspires… Designs that ignite soothing calm fires. Theresa Moore NO IDEA WHO THAT IS BUT ANYWAY^^^