User:Beanboy89/Carl Parker

Carl Parker (known as C^P) (born in Washington, DC) is a meteorologist for The Weather Channel.

Personal Life
C^P has two little kids. C^P likes to play basketball and music. ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?

Career
DID YOU KNOW... ISN'T THAT AMAZING?
 * LIGHTNING IS THIS THICK: *pulls pen from pocket*
 * A TORNADO FORMS LIKE THIS: *finger twirl* THEN IT TILTS INTO THE VERTICAL.
 * WALKING IS A GOOD ALTERNATIVE TO ANTIDEPRESSANTS.
 * YOU SHOULD WARM UP YOUR CAR WHEN IT IS COLD TO PREVENT MANY, MANY UNNEEDED MILES FROM ACCUMULATING ON THE ENGINE.
 * THE WINDOWS IN THE JOHN HANCOCK TOWER WERE VERY WEAK WHEN FIRST PUT IN. WHEN A WINDY DAY CAME ABOUT SOME OF THE WINDOWS HAD BLOWN OUT.
 * DEW POINT IS A GOOD MEASURE FOR HOW IT FEELS. IT IS MUCH BETTER THAN HUMIDITY BECAUSE DEW POINT DOES NOT FLUCTUATE MUCH AND IT IS A GOOD INDICATION OF WHAT THE LOW TEMPERATURE WILL BE.
 * THESE COLLEGE KIDS STARTED A BONFIRE DURING A SANTA ANA EVENT. THEY FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT WHAT THEY DID, BUT THEY SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER.
 * UPPER LEVEL WINDS/SPIN.
 * TIME FOR YOUR SIX-DAY PLANNER.
 * FOUR FEET!