User:Beansandquinnandawitch

Once upon a time there was a little man, whos name we will not mention. He married Frodo, the lesbeian witch. While they were "talking," he spilled beans on a little boys paper. The boy was scared for life. But the man made it all better. Hehehe.

He then began to grade a girls paper. He was REALLY happy when he read it and wrote in red pen ALL OVER IT!!! He even suggested that Peter killed Romeo his homeo. Frodo found this so funny, but since she was a lesbian didn't understand this poor sense of humor. The man which will remain unnamed enjoyed kinky things and also sold his students to the class pervert who had a special ability.