User:Beardface300

"You see, right now I could crush your ribcage, jack your internal organs, skin you, cook you, then eat you. But, If you dont narc on us, and stand in that corner all quiet-like, we'll get along... swimmingly." -that one guy that one time.

Alright, im going to explain the way things work. Dio created heavy metal, Ozzy Osbourne rids the world of deadites with the iron man, god is Chuck Norris in disquise, and the flesh of animals is a great source of food. There, clear enough for you?

I am a pwn/fail announcer. I m also at war with the Redneck/Orphan Alliance, (currently winning the war because Charlie Sheen blessed my group of misfits with Winsauce). and Sarah Palin is a retard.

The land of God-knows-what-the-fuck-is-past-that-gate-land is where I currently reside. I hate hot weather and do better in the winter where i have constant air conditioning outside. well happy Winning.