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This page is dedicated to/about "Patavi Robinson" and the "Pipe Dream".

Patavi Tuyer Robinson was born in 1975, in Hong Kong, China. When he was about 7 years old, he moved to the United States in search for a better future. His parents put him in a Catholic elementary/middleschool school called St. John the Baptist. There, he quickly adapted to what American life was like. As years progressed, Patavi thought to himself in about the 6th grade, "Being a janitor here would not be a bad idea, I could distract kids on the cleaner that some of the janitors drive around". In Patavi's 8th grade year, he got the starting job as goalie on the soccer team. The team made it to CAA championship because Patavi had saved a rocket shot that took off his middle finger in the semi-final game. Patavi then went on to high school at Totino Grace. There he also thought about becoming a janitor because one day he saw a black guy going really fast on one of the cleaners while eating fried chicken, and Patavi thought it would be really fun to ride something like that. As soon as Patavi graduated from high school, he applied for a job at St. John the Baptist and Totino Grace to become a janitor. Totino Grace sadly rejected him, but St. John the Baptist accepted him. That is where his great janitorial career began, and has also got a job at a bowling alley. Potavi has had great janitorial career up until a few weeks ago where he spotted a student trying to take pictures of him. And what really put him over the top was that he believes a student recently "knick knock ditched" the shop. He has contacted authorities such as the police and other teachers. He tells me that he will catch the person that is doing this, and that they will "pay for what they have done".

UPDATE: Patavi has caught them pesky knick knockers and they will be suffering a 10 year sentence in Ramsey County Public Jail

The "Pipe Dream", otherwise known as in a dictionary reference as an "unrealistic thought or idea", is nothing what it sounds like compared to the dictionary reference. The "Pipe Dream" I am talking about is the dream of natural gas from the bathroom pipes seeping into the hallways at SJB. It will still be a dream until someone actually attempts to stab one of the pipes in the bathroom with a sharp object. Natural gas seeping into the school would shut down the school indefinitely and the kids going there would not have to suffer any more. This is hoped to be accomplished by the end of the 2012 year.