User:Beaver~enwiki

Beaver (born Thomas John Macartney, 16 May 1984 in Shepparton, Victoria, Australia) owner of the Beavermobile considers himself a forth generation farmer and one day hopes to become Prime Minister of Australia, the sole reason of this being he believes that the lodge would be an awesome bachelor pad.

Early life
Beaver grew up on a farm out side of the Riverina town of Berrigan

Beaver attended Berrigan public school and Finley high school in 2003 he studied Certificate iii in agriculture at Murrumbidgee college of agriculture, Yanco.

Career
Upon completing college Beaver worked around Berrigan until early 2005 when he moved into a cottage exactly half way between Jerilderie and Berrigan, until December when he moved to Finley. In March 2007 Beaver gained work on the cotton harvest which prompted him to permanently move to Hillston in July 2007. In February 2008 Beaver was terminated from his job for slackness and not being able to get out of bed in the morning. After two weeks of doing bugger all Beaver acquired a job as an Agricultural operations technician.

The Beavermobile
Beaver owns and drives a 1989 Holden Jackaroo called The Beavermobile, The Beavermobile a transgender, considers itself a ute stuck in a wagons body, The Beavermobile has encountered a small amount of discrimination, an example of this was when it was not allowed to enter the ute area at last years Deni ute muster. In November 2006 The Beavermobile was diagnosed With a damaged transmission and was due for transmission transplant in early 2007, but was found to be terminal The Beaver mobile now spends his last days resting next to The Beaver lodge.

Trivia

 * Monty Panesar is Beavers favourite foreign cricketer.
 * Disgruntled is Beavers favourite word.