User:Beetricks/Cat on the Roof/in Tucker's Perspective/Griffin Unsworth

Griffin Peter Unsworth is the only son I recognize. Yes, we have our differences in tastes and hobbies but what matters the most is me providing the goodies for him.

Early life
Born on September 12, 1992, he has Irish, Scottish, English, Polish, Spanish and Italian blood from the Unsworths. On the Fallon side, he has extra Irish, English and French.

Trivia

 * As a dad, I wish that he'd thank me more.
 * Sometimes I like to piss him off so I prank him into believing every idol he looks up to dies so I can get him to finally play baseball
 * It never works.
 * He asks too many questions.
 * Él no sabe muchas habilidades españolas, así le enseño cada día.