User:Behanas

Behanas is a Latvian male. He lives with his two cats and one dog in an appartment in London and spends the summer months in his villa in Durban. His interests are water skiing, pie eating contests and searching for the truth on topics like the contents of Mars bars and Elvis.

As of 2009, he is said to be approximately 203 years old. His age prompts speculation that he is not infact human, however it is not sure what infact he may be. Numerous collaborative sightings in the late 19th century, often thought to be Behanas, describe a tall man with the eyes the colour of caramel.

He is known worldwide for his numerous books in the "Where's Waldo?" and "Where's Woim?" series, and has received critical acclaim for all of his works. It is estimated he has written four hundred books, though the figure is uncertain due to a certain number of books being authored by "Shakespeare", an obvious prank, however the true author of such books reamins unclear, but they contain a number of clues which point to Behanas as the author.

He has also signed a contract with Waldowoim and two of the Mutant Teenage Ninja turtles (who cannot be identified for legal reasons) to orchestrate the domination of the entire universe, including God. It is said planning will begin in 2010, with a short trip around the world.

You are one crazy thing haha... god help u and ur soul