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Brusio and Gordly.

Gordly: Gordly Beardly WangChung was born on May 5 1954 in Luxor, Egypt. Gorldy lived in a very run down pyramid. His father The Great Shphinking starkle pharoh, was a complete alcoholic and complete "Sphinx-ter". Everyday and night he drank vodka made out of scorpian guts and sand. His father made his mother walk the pathways of the sand every night for 2 golden shells coins an hour. By the time Gordly was 5 his mother was killed from a giagantic rusty spear in the crotch, therefore not making money for the family. Gordly and his father got evicted from there pyramid and Gordly was forced to canabilisium and all that was left of his father was a lonly rack of bones in the dusty sand. By the time Gordly was 16 he got his cammal liscence. He decided to travel Egypt and other surrondings. This is where he met Brucsio and they fell madly in love.

Brucsio: Brucsio ButterSpread Goochsniff was born on march 20 1926 in Eqaluit, Northwest Terriotories. Brucsio was raised in a poor enviorment. Brucios mom worked as a fish gutter and his father was a rectall thermomitist. When Brucsio was 11 years of age his mother walked off on the family becasue she too wanted to become an inspireing rectall thermomitist. She was jealous of her husband Mushoe. So His father and him moved to Paris, France. At the age of 16 him and his father went parachuting and his fathers parachute wouldnt open, so he fell and the eiffel tower went right up his ass and ripped him apart. This made Brucsio very defistated and he turned into a drag queen and worked the streets. This is were he met Gordly and fell madly in love.

There Life Now: It was a warm evening, and Gordly just got to Paris. He was tired from steering the cammal sandbank to sandbank. Brucsio was doing his evening job trying to make money for him. Brucsio had just bought new sparkling high stelletos and he was not used to walking in them, and he tripped right into Gordly and they looked into each others eyes and new it was love at first site. After there first couple of dates they got a little more serious and decided it was time for a camping trip to celebrate there 1/2 year anniversery. They had to share one tent. This made them more close and they had relised this was like BrokeBack mountain and they should just play by the script. The next morning they woke up and they both felt that what they did was wrong and the only right way to fix it was to join the Jehovah wittness protection program. When they went to sign up they said "What redickulous prices this place has! Screw it lets just get married and turn to mormuns and live in a windmill and train flying sheep. I heard its free". So they got married under the sunset in the middle of an ESSO gas station. They didnt have to pay rental space at all. That night it was like Brokeback mountain 2. The Deleted Scenes. They were so wilded. They used every brand of lube, every possion in the zoo animal sex position book and every toy in the market. Till this day they live happily ever after. They even gave birth to 3 blue sheeps. The oldest was Elka, the middest was Dianna, and the youngy was Parsnip. They raise them like the un mutant children they are.!