User:BelleGoose17

Edwart Mullen of Switchblade, Oregon

Edmart is my love of Switchblade Oregon. NO GIRLS CAN TAKE HIM! He has the most flowing orange hair with leafy green eyes. His addiction to Purell would turn any girl on ... BUT STILL NO GIRLS CAN HAVE HIM!!! Before I came, it seemed Edwart repelled against girls, but I changed that. And then, he saved me from a snowball attack! It was then I knew that Edwart was a vampire ... and my love ...

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second,there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead. And third, I uncondionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.