User:BenGozlett/sandbox

Ben Goslett is an absolute weapon, unleashed in Hertfordshire to destroy thots.

He has been censored in order to protect public safety, he spent 17 years in prison due to being just too cool, after spending some time in prison he attempted to reform himself and took up worshipping God and learning mandarin in his free time. He rarely comes out to be used as a weapon due to his love for Jesus Christ.

He is responsible for destroying Al Qaeda and is said to have been going for President.