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The Kirkuk BeastMasters

The Kirkuk Beast Masters are a crew of badass mofos temporarily stationed at Kirkuk Regional Air Base Iraq. The team is comprised of A1C Michael Edwards, A1C Pamela Mericle, and lead by the fearless A1C Ben Hillier. The BeastMasters are the indisputed best crew ever and have spearheaded countless installs, troubles and Krab Cup victories. It is rumored that the G.I. Joe manufacturer Tyco has contacted soon to be SrA Edwards about producing an awesome action figure in his likeness. It is also rumored that A1C Hillier puts Ron Jeremy to shame… in moustache growing skills. And it is confirmed that A1C Mericle is hit on by creepy Army guys on an almost hourly basis.

References: https://krab-iis-n.krab.centaf.ds.af.mil/