User:Ben Mayers

Ben Mayers has the largest nose known to man. It has been measure at a staggering 300cm. Scientists are investigating this phenomenon as one of humans greatest evolutionary traits. Scientists are still trying to target the specific gene that has led to him having so a large nose. It has actually been declared a safety risk to stand near Ben Mayers as his nose is long and pointy in fact it could cause serious damage to ones eye. He has resorted to spending the rest of his life in isolation. In isolation Ben Mayers plays games such as World of Warcraft spending hours on end. He has had to have his screen moved back however so that his nose doesn't constantly prod the screen.