User:Benbarnes

Ben Barnes is a lazy character who currently resides in Portland, Oregon and mainly chooses to represent himself in court, for better or (mainly) worse. He currently is working towards creating a patent for unnecessarily fancy chess boards. He makes a point of only drinking buckfast, citing that the caffeine gives him inspiration. Ben says that no one tells him what to do, but recently that's come under scrutiny (Rachaelmiles.com).