User:Bendafish

The First Theorem The first Theorem is the most importanrt of the three. It defines modern world science and how we look at it. It is the concept that Biology should not be considered a science, and should be seen as merely a sub-science. For centuries, this sub-science of Chemistry and Physics has been mistakenly taught as a science, but Mr Mohan, co-founder of the theorems alongside Will heron and good friend Stephen Kinsey, has said that it's time to end the "stupid claims that Biology should be considered a science." Throughout his childhood days, Mohan set up various petitions to persuade people to not "fall into the trap of the calling of Biology a science." The Second Theorem He also formulated various formulas, one of which can be seen on popular website Reddit, under the sub-reddit "Formulas. Just Formulas." These formulas also changed the way we look at numerous subjects, with his most famous avaliable on the appropriate reddit page. The Third Theorem The third and momentarily final theorem is that The Cake Is a Lie. He decided this whilst he was eating a cake, a "large, majestic, beauty of a cake", only to find that it didn't exist, and that his childhood memories had vanished like the cake he thought he knew.