User:Benj841/sandbox

The birth date of Benjamin Slowinski is speculated by many famous historians and scientists alike, and although his origin isn't truly known, many assume he was born before the big bang, and was even responsible for the big bang one day out of pure boredom. In fact in many religions the character "God" or "Allah" are just different variations of Benjamin. Any anomalies or unexplained occurrences in history are usually redirected to Benjamin as he is just that awesome. Benjamin is so awesome with huge muscles and average, if not, bigger than average penis. The pyramids of ancient Egypt were all made from Ben's swag, and the black plague started because he coughed. Legend has it he can run a two minute mile on one leg, and bench 758 pounds with a singular finger. It wasn't until 2004 when Benjamin wanted to try out a normal life. He enrolled at Harvard, Berkeley, Yale, and other prestigious schools where he graduated from all them because he is super smart and super rich with lots of money. he has plenty of sex (not with guys) and has more sex in a week than you do in a year (not with guys) At one point he was an NBA Star, until he decided to retire early to give the other players a chance. Later that year multiple false rape allegations were published to which Benjamin proved false by his super hot and sexy muscles yes he is so hot