User:Benjamin.Heasly

Ben Heasly loves the Wiki.

He enjoys music, especially music by the four Bs: William Byrd, J.S. Bach, Johannes Brahms, and Miles Davis.

He studied brains in college.

Ben has a large brain and can turn orgo textbooks into pure liquor.

He has a lovely baritone voice and arranges tunes from Sesame Street. He also composes music in the style of Tommy Tallis, everyone's favorite lefty composer.