User:Bennihana123

Born during the height of the American Civil War in 1863, Bennihana123 was known to brutally murder Confederate soldiers, sometimes even using his still-attached umbilical cord. He excelled in Elementary School, and was sent directly to High School. During this time, he played many sports. Bear-Wrestling, Whale-Riding, Airplane-Catching, and Bullet-Smacking were among them. While he was traveling the world in 1913, The Great War was on. He joined the Russian Bear Calvary and has over 759 confirmed kills.