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Benjamin David Zane was born on May 1, 1997, in Bensalem PA. Although he is only fifteen, he is the proud father of three beautiful children, Michael, Maria, and Joey. Ben Zane is not married presently. Zane began his professional career with the Clearwater Threshers, a minor league affiliate of the Philadelphia Phillies. After just two and a half months in the minors, Zane had a .389 BA. 24 HR's, and 54 RBI's. On June 1, 2009, Zane got called up to the big league squad and made an immediate impact. As he led the Phillies all the way to the WOrld Series. When the World Series started, Zane was crazy stoked and stoned, but it didnt matter. He hit .314 during the series and was the WS MVP. Zane curently resides in sunny Mexico City, Mexico and is a successful drug lord smuggling weed, marijuana, and cocaine. Despite making three appearances on America's Most Wanted in the past three weeks, his part-time success in the music industry allows him to gain enough support to get him through. Lil' White Rappers, Zane's band, currently is number one on Itunes with its latest hit, "Go Tell It on the Mountain". His first album O.N.I.F.C., however, gained him the most popularity. Zane currently has a salary of $120,000 anually. His lead DJ, Jerry Saint-fleur, despite being the face of the franchise, makes only minimum wage.