User:Benthelegendofgolf/sandbox

The Man of Mystery
Ben came from luxurious and entitled beginnings, deep in golfing lineage, and he has done that proud, by dedicating himself to becoming the people's golfer.

Some say the song Candle in the Wind was written about him, or highlight that he was the inspiration behind the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Ben however is too humble a chap to talk about these things. That said, he won't shut up about his bloody Jeep.

The Virgin Course
A course befitting of the southside, the newly established M course, funded by the citizens of Brisbane, is truly one to behold. Not held back by superfluous gadgets such as distance markers, sandy bunkers or taps for water this course is beyond expectations.

As seen below, the clubhouse is not only economical, it is also transportable

The Hole in One
It is almost beyond belief how amazing the Hole in One on the 11th Hole was.

Here is the great man responding to media about the great shot on the great day on the great course

In his own words - Scroll to the 2:45:35 mark

What is a hole in one?
Good question Wikipedia - we didn't know what one was either until the man of mystery did the unthinkable. After he did the unthinkable, he proceeded to hit a Hole in one.

What is a Shandy?
We are too embarrassed to ask, but from time to time, we are reliably informed that elderly gentlemen and ladies of a certain persuasion drink this liquid drivell for temporary pleasure.

Where is Morningside?
It is on the southside of Brisbane, so most people don't really care. That said, here is useless link to a map of Brisbane.

What is Ben's undisclosed medical condition?
This is best not discussed, we refer you to WebMD