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The Stephanie Horse

Believed to be a mythical creature, the fabled Stephaniehorse is feared by a many modern-day civilians. Sporting a variety of defensive and offensive body parts, the Stephaniehorse has no known predator. Such parts include antlers, ears like that of a jackrabbit used to hear prey from far away, a horn much like that of a unicorn, spiky flesh growing upon its back, wings, a bushy tail, gills, hooves, and claws on the end of long purple tentacles. It has a face of a human, making blending in to say, New York City, possible. It sprouts a long brownish-reddish mane scientists have dubbed "maroon" much like that of human hair. The Stephaniehorse enjoys feeding on small forest creatures, such as the Makaylabeaver, as you can hear the shrill cries of the innocent critter as the Stephaniehorse shows no mercy. Also, hobbies include galloping, iPod adoration, and the occasional entertainment of Guitar Hero. There is only one known Stephaniehorse in the entire world, and the only suitable mate for it seems to be the Nathanielaardvark, as this particular creature is known for its elongated nasal passage, or, in the Greek terms, "big shnoz". Further proof will be investigated into the great and groundbreaking discovery of a living Stephaniehorse.