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= Context =

Context is simultaneously the most important and most ignored thing in every kind of situation.

One of the most difficult things for human beings to do is to consider context, or realize that their assumption based on a lack of evidence does not count as context.

Conclusion
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

= Grand Theft Auto 5 =

Grand Theft Auto 5 is a mistake raised by the infamous company "Rockstar Games".

GTA:V includes a way to keep cars that you have modified, which is a good mechanic since there'd be no reason to modify a car and blow all that money if you couldn't keep it. Unfortunately, Rockstar Games has one side with good ideas, and another side that takes those ideas and shits on them. The method to keep one's modified cars is only available in the online mode of GTA:V, with no presence whatsoever in the singleplayer mode.

Conclusion
Rockstar is run by certifiably insane mole people who will never understand what people want in a large open world sandbox game.

= Battlefield 3 =

"Battlefield 3" is an online multiplayer first-person-shooter video game based on somewhat-modern-but-not-too-modern warfare.

The game has been rendered unplayable in the east US, the causes for such are unknown. DICE, the developers of "Battlefield 3", never fixed the problem. Judging from the release of Battlefield 4, and their current development on Battlefield: Hardline, and Battlefront 3, this problem will never be fixed.

Conclusion
At least DICE is willing to adjust the balance of their game to fit the desires of their player base.

= Where The Wild Things Are (2009) =

A little boy throws a tantrum and runs away. After doing nothing but dicking about in a fantasy world with no overarching conflict or plot whatsoever, he returns home and nothing has changed.

The "plot"
After ending up in an imaginative world filled with vibrant colors such as brown, beige and grey, he meets some rejected designs from Harry Potter.

They start by playing a game. One of the monsters hurts himself and gets mad. Then he stops being mad and this scene has no point.

Then they gather sticks. This scene actually has a point as it helps increase the movie's length by 5 minutes.

Then they start to build something. What are they building? Why are they building it? Does anything interesting come out of building what looks like a giant hornet's nest? Nope. The kid just goes back in his boat, comes home, and no one has learned anything from this movie.

Score
This movie gets a 6.8 on IMDB and praise from several internet critics that seriously couldn't find anything wrong with this movie? Seriously?

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