User:Berrism

Brent Kratochvil is a well endowed man of eastern descent.

He was born on the 22nd of the third lunar moon, on the year of our lord, 1983.

Brent succumbs to the shortcomings of all men, alcohol, meat, and bang'n m out.

Nevertheless Brent is a prestigious student at Cooley Law School, graduating class of 2011.