User:Bert the fish

bert the fish is a name that used to be seen in various games' High Score screens. The original bert the fish was seen regularly at Swansea Itec in 1990 to 1992. In recent years, it is not a potato, and may not have knees, or eat yoghurt. At the referendum on Britain's EU membership, it voted Beaver. It's waiting to see what monstrosity replaces the heated coffee mug in 10 Downing Street, and looks forward to the end of the world, in exactly three millenia, one thousand and seventeen years, thirteen months, five weeks and nineteen days.