User:Bertsanchez

...yo... LONG LIVE THE D AND MAY THE KINGS RIDE ON THEIR MIGHTY STEEDS ROCKING OUT TO EVERYONE THEY SEE! AND LET THE DEVIL BE ARISEN FROM THE FIREY PITS OF HELL, AND MAY WE AMPUTATE A PART FROM HIM AND RECITE THE WIZARD'S SPELL. AND THEN AND ONLY THEN IS WHEN WE WILL TELL, THAT KAGE AND JABLES WILL ROCK YOUR FUCKING MIND, ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING HELL. NOW THIS BE MY POEM OF THE BAND TENACIOUS D, WHO CONSISTS OF THE TWO GREATEST ROCKERS IN ALL THE TIME THERE BE.