User:Besotoxico/Skrettle

SKRETTLE FOR THE WIN !!!!
What is Skrettle? It is a question that none have asked for many years. A genre of music lost in the sea of shame. Many bands have started its course but rough conditions tend to lead them off courseAvenged Sevenfold. Is it sunken treasure, or just high seas folk lore?

To understand Skrettle one must first understand its roots. It derives from two mostly opposing forces. Screamo and Metal. Screamo being a volatile combination of punk, emo, and screaming combines with metal to create a genre not for pussies. Rather it is a genre of transformation. A screamo must eventually stand up from their blood soaked tampon cry fest because their mate broke up with them. Instead of being tormented by their humiliation they must embrace their rage. When the process is complete they become stronger and faster. They become Skrettle.

The terms was coined by Danger Dotson. A screamo up until the ILM Zombie Apocalypse of 2002, he realized that he could fight back. Instead of remorse he seeks revenge. Armed with just an axe, a mic, and a 3 liter of Cheerwine and Everclear he singlehandedly exterminated the dead back into extinction. Thus Skrettle was born.