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The new monkey at the Bronx Zoo has been discovered to have genital herpes. It was noticed by tourist watching the monkey piss for some reason. The genital herpes are severe and seem to cause the monkey to scratch his nuts with his claws and hurt him self. Doctors tried to put ointment on his nuts but only ended up with a mouth full of piss. The zoo trainers are trying to figure out a way to end this monkeys ball pain and trying to do it as fast as they can. All men feel for this monkey.