User:Bezo

Hello. I am Bezo. I contribute to articles involving (in alphabetical order): Angel, Beavis and Butthead, Discworld, Esurance, Harvey Birdman: Attourney At Law, Red Dwarf, South Park, WWE, and anything else I notice that needs spelling and grammar corrections.

Let's talk about my lanuage skills a bit.
I am a native speaker of English, specifically Canadian English.

Ich habe sehr gute Deutschkenntnisse.

Этот участник владеет русским языком на начальном уровне.

I have a near-native understanding of American English, as well as a near-native understanding of British English.

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I R g00d @ teh ZOMGlish!1one.

I fully understand the Cyrillic alphabet.

I fully understand the International Phonetic Alphabet.

I am able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.

I still maintain a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalization.

I would like to be able to speak some more languages.

Regarding gender, I will use the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

I believe too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.

I understand the difference between its and it's, and so should you.

I am addicted to ellipses and have been known to use them indiscriminately.

I use Canadian English spelling.

Now, onto my lifestyle we go.
I remember using a rotary dial telephone.

I am a member of Generation X.

I am 30 years old.

I am male.

I am of Scottish, Cree, Japanese and Russian ancestry.

I am Child Free by Choice.

My homeworld is mostly harmless.

I pump my own gas.

I have too much time on my hands.

I am nocturnal.

My time zone is PST.

I am in university.

My favourite subject is German.

I suffer from Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.

I suffer from Attention Deficit Disorder.

I suffer from Astigmatism.

I do not smoke.

I am left-handed.

I am skeptical of superstitions such as the Zodiac.

I am a Snake in the Chinese horoscope and Sagittarius in the other one.

I enjoy sex.

I am a heterosexual, no matter what editors may desire.

I support gender equality, but not feminism.

I am married.

I am monoamorous and expect my partner to be likewise.

Musically speaking, I am an advanced kazooist, an advanced organist, an advanced pianist, an advanced percussionist, a novice guitarist, an intermediate bass guitarist, and a professional singer.

I am interested in a great many things.
I love Love Hina.

I enjoy reading fiction.

I enjoy writing.

I enjoy reading humourous literature.

I enjoy the Discworld series.

I have read 1984 and know that Big Brother is watching you.

I believe 42 is the answer to life, the Universe, and everything.

I am a frood who really knows where my towel is.

I am a Slytherin.

I read Dilbert.

I enjoy reading comics.

I support the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

I am a deviant at http://theonlybezo.deviantart.com.

I am a Newgrounds contributor at http://bezo.newgrounds.com.

I rate my professors.

I maintain a LiveJournal, though not very well.

I use Google as my primary search engine.

I use Yahoo! Mail as my primary email service.

I use Adobe Photoshop CS.

I use Azureus.

I prefer Firefox to other web browsers.

I use Mac OSX.

I use a desktop and a laptop.

I only use Macintosh computers.

I believe the best use of a PC is as a doorstop.

I have a wireless internet connection.

I am a carnivore.

I am on a diet.

I eat chicken.

I do not partake of alcoholic beverages.

I drink tea.

I prefer Coke to Pepsi and Cocacola Zero above all.

I drink water regularly.

I am a chess player, though not a very good one.

I am addicted to computer and video games.

I am a recovering addict of World of Warcraft and Dark Age of Camelot.

I prefer the PS2 over the GameCube and Xbox.

I prefer the Wii over the Xbox 360 and PS3.

I know where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

I play the Grand Theft Auto series.

I enjoy Katamari Damacy in spite of the King Of All Cosmos.

I am a Tekken master.

I enjoy 24 and wish Jack Bauer was real.

I am a fan of Monty Python.

I am a MSTie.

I enjoy the show Mythbusters.

I am a fan of Family Guy, though disagree that it's the best animated show ever.

I am a fan of Futurama.

I am a fan of The Simpsons.

I am a fan of The Critic.

I watch Dilbert, the Animated Series.

I am a huge fan of Harvey Birdman: Attourney At Law.

I demand you respect my authoritaw.

I am an evil Decepticon.

I am a fan of HomeStar Runner, especially Strong Bad.

I am a fan of Red Dwarf.

I think Stephen Colbert is the funniest man on television today.

I watch The Daily Show, the most trusted name in fake news.

I have a case of the mondays.

I derka derka derka.

I am a dark lord of the Sith.

I am a music composer.

I play bass guitar, guitar, drums, piano, kazoo, voice and the organ.

I enjoy classical music, jazz, rock, metal, electronic, country, Ska, and Celtic music.

I have an iPod.

I enjoy cooking.

I enjoy photography.

I enjoy singing.

I am a certified scuba diver.

I am a swimmer.

I am an INFJ.

I would like to own one or more dogs.

I believe profanity does not exist, and that such words are the same as any other words and should be treated as such.

I don't see anything wrong with the human form and don't view it as something unholy that needs to be hidden.

I am drug-free.

I am a moral realist and believe that there are right and wrong actions.

I do not believe in shades of grey.

I am a self-identified misanthrope.

I am strictly apolitical.

I am for racial equality.

I am angry.

I am evil and frequently say "Mwahahahahaha!"

I am a jokester or comedian.

I am a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

I am a deluded egomaniac.

I am a geek.

I hate everyone and anything on this stupid planet, so be careful.

I accept that ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

I know that the chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

My HEAD A SPLODE.

I want to fight overpopulation by killing lots of people.

I have nothing more to add.