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Bots in development.

Bot any- is a semi automated script/codejss/html with its own greenish dashboard. It automatically differentiates and disambiguates anything that might contain chlorophyll.

Ro bot- has a few bugs, but its audio component sounds like a vibrator stuck in a tin can.

Ro ro ro yer bot- sorts through those 543,622 articles on military ships to make sure they stay afloat. This bot is probably the oldest since it's been around since 1852.

Bot fly - pretty gross but tidys up all those articles on road kill

Crack bot- sorts, references, inverts all topics related to men over 65.

Out damn bot- specializes in finding and replacing all the contentious back-an-forth arguments on talk pages. Expletives are replaced with: "My dear, you might be mistaken...."

Med bot - this one's pretty slick and it's downloadable. You place your finger on the touch pad of your notepad or on the screen of your Android and it will take your temperature, blood pressure, heart rate and respiratory rate and insert the information onto your user page. Doesn't work on Apple devices (an apple a day keeps the med bot away)

Botnet - is a combination of the words "robot" and "network". The term is usually used with a negative or malicious connotation. HA! This one is real.

BotofGold - changes all instances of the word gold into shiny, bright and yellow bold text.

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