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Matthew Depew

Matthew was born November 19th, 1977 to Michael and Patricia Depew. He was though to be a normal child until the day he began to use computers. He quickly became rather adept at the usage of technology, and began to gain great popularity in the realm of the nerds. Matthew eventually became disillusioned with the modern nerd movement and founded the movement known as the republic of the Burritos. This seemingly silly name was actually used to divert attention from the truly subversive nature of the organization. Matthew, along with his colleagues Asa Low and Jenny Hardy were able to galvanize their control over a large percentage of the population of their local high school. The administration soon began to see this movement as a threat to their authority, and thus the movement was officially disbanded. Many still claim to adhere to the doctrines of this mysterious group, but little is known about their practices because of the secrecy of their meetings. Their leader, Matthew has been unable to confirm or deny the validity of what is known about his organization, because he disappeared from the public eye shortly after the official death of the burritos. The last known picture of the man was taken about 10 years ago. He is rumored to have undergone facial reconstructive surgery, thus making him unrecognizable to those that would seek to do him harm. Many also hope for the return of the Burritos to the world, due to an apocryphal quote saying, “The Burritos shall rise again.” The former followers who follow this doctrine represent only a small percentage of the population and do not represent the majority of the known supporters of the cause.