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LOAΠHEΠGE == =====

The ultimate-readily-deployable-paganic-monument of frankly-phengenomenal-proportions which may well be coming to your aurea!!!

Hewn by expertly trained poly-masons many moons ago, this masterpiece cannot be fully appreciated until you have gaped in awe at it's monolithic magnificence.

It is understood that LOAΠHEΠGE is currently being stored under the watchful eyes of druids armed with scented heather in advance of the Summer Solstice.

However reports contrary to this suggesting that wild HEΠGEMEΠ are instigating crazes such as FLASH-HEΠGE and the associated HEΠGEAPPAREL merchandise continue to be rife.

'After the various injuries I have suffered during many punishing years of strongmanism, I never thought I would be able to carry 8 cubic metre granite monolith again. Not only did lifting one of the LOAΠHEΠGE uprights immediately lift my spirits but by charging 100m faster than a brick outhouse from Scandivania also simultaneously realigned my spine and spiritual being. LOAΠHEΠGE ROCKS!!!!' Geoff Capes